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Newsletter #9

S u m m e r I s C o m i n g
new things are coming.


   Some news are coming to Yoriyoi this summer! Everything will be starting in July, sorry for the wait. We have been getting new sponcers so we are getting more money to start our own things.


F r o m T h e D e a n
she's nuts...


   Wow. So we're active again, aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyeeee? This is always a good thing. Duh. Just keep it this way.

So let's get to business. As many of you may know, rape isn't allowed anymore. If you rape someone else, I will personally pistol whip your cock so hard it'll rot off. After that, you'll be kicked out. Lovely sentiment, hm?

That's the big main thing ... subject ... point ... yeah, you get the idea. -cough-

I'd also like to point out that there are jobs open on campus for people who'd like to have one. Nurse, waitor, host, etc. You can even form a coup if you want to. Just don't overthrow me. If you do, I /will/ chase you with a vibrating dildo.

I'm still the counselor, even though I'm also the dean. I know it's pretty much useless to have an emo-police person here, but I am. I wont listen to you mourn the loss of your sex drive, but I will listen to just about everything else. So that basically means everyone except for Toshiya is welcome to talk to me.

That's about it from me. Keep safe, kids. Have sex in public but make sure you don't get caught. Use flavored condoms. Get tested for STDs if you've had sex with Ruki.

-The End-
Yoko Ishida



T e a c h e r s
some new news.


   I have decided that you no longer have to make a lesson if you only have less than Three (3) students. It's a waist of time and material.


S t a f f
we need!!.


We are in a desperate search for staff members! Please check the Staff post if you'd like to join.


S p o r t s
coming in July.


Well, we now have enough money to start our Spring/Summer Sports. This includes:
Soccer
Track & Field
Swimming
Tennis
Baseball/Softball

And maybe bowling for the hell of it.

WE NEED COACHES/CAPTAINS
If you're interested in playing a sport, we ask you to form a small group before applying. If you have any questions, please let us know.


S t u d e n t C o u n c i l
coming in July too.


The student council is more of a voting thing. We're not too sure if anyone would be interested in this. However, if we get enough votes for it, the university will start to group up into four years:

Freshmen
Sophamore
Junior
Senior


PLEASE COMMENT AND LET US KNOW IF YOU'D WANT IT or NOT



M a t e r i a l S h o p
coming soon.


There will soon be the uni's own material shop. Here you can buy your text books and other school suppies. The shop will be opening new places for work study...so if you need a job, please visit the staff post.


T h a n k Y o u
and have a great summer!




(*ahem* let's get pimping this place now *cough*)
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