Yoko Ishida (spring_field) wrote in yoriyoi_uni,
Yoko Ishida
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Convo between brother and sister.


Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
*lets herself into Toshiya's dorm* You wanted to hear from me so here I am. ^^
Toshiya says:
-Hugs.- Smart cookie! Hola, Yoko-Chan! ..How the Hell do you keep getting in here?
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
*hugs him back, smiling wide* A magician never reveals his or her secrets. ^~
Toshiya says:
I'll keep that in mind. -Nods.-
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
As you should. u.u Unless, of course, you want an early death.
Toshiya says:
No thank you. I still have plenty more guys to sleep with before I die.
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
*smirks* Like who, neh?
Toshiya says:
Hmm, people.
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
Tell me. *sits on the couch*
Toshiya says:
Just people. -Laughs.- I swear, I'm going to be such a home wrecker.
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
Just people? >< Toshi-chan, I know that you have a few targets in mind.
Toshiya says:
-Laughs.- Alright, name people and I'll say yes or no
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
*thinks* Hmm........ Ruki>
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
?*
Toshiya says:
...Why the fuck do you have to go with the right one RIGHT off the bat?
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
I was just interested, that's all. *sticks out her tongue*
Toshiya says:
I love you, Yoko. You're so smart. -Ruffles her hair.-
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
Wah? So I /was/ right! *smiles* How about... Gackt?
Toshiya says:
Already did. -Nods.-
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
Somehow I knew you two would.
Toshiya says:
He started it! -Huffs.-
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
How so? *raises an eyebrow*
Toshiya says:
He kept bugging me. And I kept saying, "Nope. Jiro'd kick my ass, sorry." Then he finally pissed me off so, I did. He's just incurably horny.
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
*laughs* You don't know Jiro then. *smiles* He's not the kind of guy that'd hurt anyone.
Toshiya says:
Not really. -Laughs.- But then again, I assume anyone with a boyfriend would kick my ass. ..Though it's yet to happen.
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
I'd kick your ass, Toshiya. But out of love. < 3
Toshiya says:
I know you would, Yoko-Chan! -Kisses her cheek.- You're just so loving like that.
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
You'd better believe it. (^_^)v *hits his chest lightly*
Toshiya says:
-Laughs.- And you're the only girl I'd ever go straight for.
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
As long as you're happy being gay, I'm happy too. *nods* Except if you ever dye your hair blond. ><
Toshiya says:
Eww, I won't. Trust me. I'm happy with dark colors.
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
Good boy. I have taught you well!
Toshiya says:
You ARE Yoko-Guru.
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
*raises arms dramatically* The one and only! <3 *gets up to rummage through his fridge*
Toshiya says:
-Watches in amusement.- Find anything in there? -Actually went shopping, holy crap.-
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
*almost has a heart attack when she sees that there's actually stuff in there* HOLY MUSHROOMS OF DOOM!!!!
Toshiya says:
-Bursts out laughing.- I know, right? It didn't look like Tsukasa was going to buy food so I did.
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
*comes back with a beer and bowl of chips* ... I don't know what transformation you've gone through, but I like it.
Toshiya says:
When I get bored, I clean and shop. -Nods.- I AM in interior design class, you know. -Takes the beer and grins.- Ladies don't drink beer. -Just wanted it for himself.-
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
*huffs* I'm not a lady, then? *grumbles and goes to get herself another one*
Toshiya says:
You're special. You're a...Lady with an attitude!
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
*snorts* Ok! I can work with that. *sits back down, sipping on her beer (dammit. keep on wanting to type bear)* So what have you been up to lately?
Toshiya says:
-Taps his finger on the can idly.- Nothing. I've been looking for a job I'd actualyl WANT to do and being bored. What about you?
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
The same ole, same ole. There hasn't been much to do since a lot of people have left. *sighs a little*
Toshiya says:
I know. -Frowns.- It's seem like everyone is just dropping off like flies, especially the people I was close to. Hell, I've been reduced to liking Ruki, for Gods sake. -Gags.-
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
*laughs* I don't know Ruki, so you'll have to say why that's a bad thing.
Toshiya says:
I don't know, exactly. I just never liked him. He pissed me off. -Nods.-
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
>> He seems to do that. But oh well. :3 At least you two get along. *pets him* Maybe you two can give me neices or nephews.
Toshiya says:
-Laughs.- I said I wanted to sleep with him, not give him babies. Besides, ChiChi's got him and I LIKE ChiChi. I don't wanna piss him off.
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
Chisa-chan? .----. You call him the word for boobage?
Toshiya says:
..I did not know that's what it meant. Then yes, yes I do. -Amused.-
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
*laughs* I haven't seen him in a very long time. I hope he's keeping Ruki satisfied. *spreads out on the couch, too lazy to eat the chips now, and rests head in his lap*
Toshiya says:
-Takes some of the chips and pats her on the head.- Neither have I. But hey, if he ain't then I gladly will. -Grins playfully.-
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
Toshi. I love you to death, I really do. But ... I don't want to know when you like screwing short people. That's like ... destroying the image of Santa's elves in my mind.
Toshiya says:
...-Bursts out laughing.- What the fuck!? Elves, Hell no! Short little blondes, Hell yeah! I'm gonna be a pedophile when I'm older, I swear to God.
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
*laughs* Then forget about being my child's god father!
Toshiya says:
Eep! I won't! Promise. -Grins.-
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
........................................ *stares at him, unbelieving* Yeah. And lemme tell you about my pet goose with two heads.
Toshiya says:
-Stares in shock.- You have a pet goose with two heads!?
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
I was being sarcastic, you goofball! *laughs, holding her stomach*
Toshiya says:
-Sulks.- I wanted to see it...
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
I'm sorry. *kisses his cheek* Oh hey... I meant to ask you something. Do my boobs look bigger to you? >>
Toshiya says:
-Stares.- Hmm. -Squeezes.- They do, actually. Finally hit puberty? -Snickers.-
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
*hits his chest* You're horrible!! *pouts a bit and pokes them* I couldn't fit into one of my shirts today because of them.
Toshiya says:
-Grins.- I know. But you love me, anyway. -Blinks.- Really? Wow. Maybe you got implants when you were asleep.
Isshi, Yuki and Yoko says:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Only because you're the only guy to touch my boobs and I'm the only girl to touch your thighs. *laughs* Yeah, or maybe God just finally answered my prayers from my teenage years.
Toshiya says:
Probably! God was asleep for ten years and was all, "Oh, fuck! I was supposed to give Yoko boobs!"
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